Yep, been busy, leaviong early today, still getting something out for my loyal readers.
IN THE NEWS
You know how sometimes I get angry about stuff, well here's a prime example. A four year old boy was fatally beaten for refusing to call his mother's lesbian lover "daddy". The child was so badly beaten that both his legs were broken. What's even worse is that the partner did this in front of three witnesses, two employees and the child's mother, who did nothing to stop her. At first the mother told doctors that the child had fallen in the bath, but experts say his injuries would be consistent with a 2 storey fall. Idiot Fuckers! How can you treat a child like that all because he refused to call you "daddy". If you're having sexual identity crisis that demands you kill four year olds for not doing something confusing and unnatural to them you need to be in a facility. :-#
After failing to enter negotiations with Nationwide Airways It looks like the SA Transport and Allied Workers' Union (Satawu) are resorting to the time honoured South African method for getting your way, they're claiming racisim.
Savanna Samson, a porn star, has recently launched an award winning wine. Critics assumed that the wine, adorned with a rather raunchy label featuring Samson, was merely a gimmick until it achieved a score of 91% from a top reviewer. That's no surprise when you find out about what I think is the more interesting part of the story, she hooked up with the Vatican's vintner to do it. I can see it now, wine for porn stars and popes.
A pair of stupid brothers have shelled out over 180k clams for the rarest bottle of whisky ever. Personally I don't believe that it's all that special, especially if you're not going to drink it. Ok, sorry they will open the bottle if someone offers to buy ten tots (one third) for R600k, madness. A bottle of hooch has no aesthetic qualities, it's value is in the flavour, go ahead... get your money's worth.
A Romanian mayor has gotten himself into some very hot water after hosting a party for women's day. Why so much trouble you ask? Because he hires male strippers to 'entertain' the ladies.
If any of you ladies have a fetish for very big men then get hold of Bao Xishun the worlds tallest man. He's out there, looking for love, much like Larry Laffer.
Wow a country where having an unlicensed dog is a big enough deal that they actually have inspectors to check up on you. It must be nice living in the Netherlands where we don't have to worry about rioting security guards, political sex scandals, government officials abusing the intelegence service to alter the outcome of their political parties succession battle or even our ex deputy president getting off a rape charge on a technicality. It would be nice wouldn't it?
LAST CHANCE TO WIN
Yes, those of you who only have interweb access during the week, it's your last day to get an idea to me for a contest. The coolest idea, as voted by the readers, wins a R100 gift certificate for their favourite multimedia outlet. Get cracking!
Those of you with home access have until monday morning to send me your submissions. send them to schpat at gmail dot com. Go on, you know you want to.
IT'S JUST A MOUSE
Today's pic can is a little risqué. It's not smutty, but looks it! I personally wouldn't like anybody to have just a passing glance at the picture on my screen so I've put a link to it that you can click on when few people, or likeminded people, are around. Enjoy.
THAT'S ME
Well folks, that's me for another week. I hope you enjoyed our time together, be sure to tune in next week for more thrills, spills and chills. Also Voting for the 'Contest' contest starts on monday, be there.
schpat out
IN THE NEWS
You know how sometimes I get angry about stuff, well here's a prime example. A four year old boy was fatally beaten for refusing to call his mother's lesbian lover "daddy". The child was so badly beaten that both his legs were broken. What's even worse is that the partner did this in front of three witnesses, two employees and the child's mother, who did nothing to stop her. At first the mother told doctors that the child had fallen in the bath, but experts say his injuries would be consistent with a 2 storey fall. Idiot Fuckers! How can you treat a child like that all because he refused to call you "daddy". If you're having sexual identity crisis that demands you kill four year olds for not doing something confusing and unnatural to them you need to be in a facility. :-#
After failing to enter negotiations with Nationwide Airways It looks like the SA Transport and Allied Workers' Union (Satawu) are resorting to the time honoured South African method for getting your way, they're claiming racisim.
Savanna Samson, a porn star, has recently launched an award winning wine. Critics assumed that the wine, adorned with a rather raunchy label featuring Samson, was merely a gimmick until it achieved a score of 91% from a top reviewer. That's no surprise when you find out about what I think is the more interesting part of the story, she hooked up with the Vatican's vintner to do it. I can see it now, wine for porn stars and popes.
A pair of stupid brothers have shelled out over 180k clams for the rarest bottle of whisky ever. Personally I don't believe that it's all that special, especially if you're not going to drink it. Ok, sorry they will open the bottle if someone offers to buy ten tots (one third) for R600k, madness. A bottle of hooch has no aesthetic qualities, it's value is in the flavour, go ahead... get your money's worth.
A Romanian mayor has gotten himself into some very hot water after hosting a party for women's day. Why so much trouble you ask? Because he hires male strippers to 'entertain' the ladies.
If any of you ladies have a fetish for very big men then get hold of Bao Xishun the worlds tallest man. He's out there, looking for love, much like Larry Laffer.
Wow a country where having an unlicensed dog is a big enough deal that they actually have inspectors to check up on you. It must be nice living in the Netherlands where we don't have to worry about rioting security guards, political sex scandals, government officials abusing the intelegence service to alter the outcome of their political parties succession battle or even our ex deputy president getting off a rape charge on a technicality. It would be nice wouldn't it?
LAST CHANCE TO WIN
Yes, those of you who only have interweb access during the week, it's your last day to get an idea to me for a contest. The coolest idea, as voted by the readers, wins a R100 gift certificate for their favourite multimedia outlet. Get cracking!
Those of you with home access have until monday morning to send me your submissions. send them to schpat at gmail dot com. Go on, you know you want to.
IT'S JUST A MOUSE
Today's pic can is a little risqué. It's not smutty, but looks it! I personally wouldn't like anybody to have just a passing glance at the picture on my screen so I've put a link to it that you can click on when few people, or likeminded people, are around. Enjoy.
THAT'S ME
Well folks, that's me for another week. I hope you enjoyed our time together, be sure to tune in next week for more thrills, spills and chills. Also Voting for the 'Contest' contest starts on monday, be there.
schpat out
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