Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Not a rant

Man I was going to rant about the Da Vinci Code and how so many people are cashing in on the CONTROVERSY!!11!!. I mean people writing books to confirm or debunk the book are just the beginning. The strangest cash in I've noticed is the J&B ad, that's right somehow J&B have linked the "mythical number phi" (maybe they mean number with mythical myths and stuff) witch is one of the things mentioned in Brows best selling work of FICTION!!!1!! But I'm not going to rant, everyone's doing it and I don't feel like conforming today, so just the minirant you got above then..

Here's something interesting stuff for you folks out in blog land.

A bunch of people in Port Shepstone, on the South African east coast, have spotted a UFO flying into the sea. Nobody has actually said "alien craft" yet but you know it's coming. Divers called off the search for wreckage because of rough seas, or because they are afraid we'll discover too much. ArchAngel is this true?

During my net trawling I found this site with an interesting way for you to market your company. With charity, models and nudity how the heck could it go wrong?

Here's an idea for a shirt that tucks itself in. What happens when it becomes uncomfortably tight? huh?

An interesting story of "boer maak 'n plan", that's 'farmer makes a plan' for non-south africans, this farmer dude created a warless network in a valley unserviced by any telecom company to provide his friends with internet access. Unfortunately in South Africa this is totally illegal. Wanker govt.

If you didn't thing your school outings were very exciting check out this one, where the entire class got sent to jail.

The security guards are still on strike and now the Labour Minister, Membathisi Mdladlana, has been asked to intervene. In a complete mutilation of the english language and of logic the minister said: "People are constantly calling on the minister to intervene in criminal activities. What do they mean when they say intervene? The only problem we have is the flexibility of the law," I'm not sure what he mean or if he even means anything. Wanker.


That's enough for today

schpat out

3 comments:

Adam Fisher / fisher king said...

"en 'n jood maak 'n plan wat werk"

so trust me, i'm jewish, when i suggest that you need to organize a group of assassin-types to infiltrate telkom HQ, rig the building for demolition, catch the creeps in charge and torture them. then implant explosives into their body-cavity to ensure continued compliance, and get them to correct all this bullshit about wireless ownership and expensive dsl.

Patrick Schreiber said...

Dude, a jewish farmer would be unstoppable!

Adam Fisher / fisher king said...

firstfallen - those i'd never heard, but i really can't argue with them ;)